It seems that the Illuminati is really getting into sports this week. Earlier this week, we heard the announcement that Dave Smith, a rich, well known Illuminati member, had bought the Washington Redskins, now the Washington NOVUS ORDO SECLORUMS∆. Now, Smith and his company, the Whiteboy Cheesecakes, have bought the basketball team, the Denver Nuggets. He announced his plans to change the team's name to the Denver Airports. This is a reference to the Denver Airport, a well known Illuminati hideout. He also stated that he is going to change some of the star players names, just like he did with Robert Griffin III, now Reggie Bacon-Bush. Nate Robinson is going to be renamed Sour Kream, and Ty Lawson is going to be renamed Da Realist Ahmad Sahib. He also stated that he is going to spend $6,666,666,666 for a new stadium, new jerseys, and new facilities to be right near the Denver Airport. He stated that his changes will make Denver "the nuggets of other NBA teams."
Who will Smith buy next? Comments below.
Who will Smith buy next? Comments below.