Recent theories have been made about hummus, a dip that is used for various snacks. In an official experiment, we cooked the ingredients in alphabetical order, and freeze them. We ended up with a substance the government supposedly calls "Humas". Apparently, if you take Humas and mix it with red Gatorade, it becomes Humas 6.6. If this is consumed once every day for a month (specifically December) your mind will be hijacked and the government will control your actions. Some side effects may include death. If you feel like you have Humas in your system, please call 1-800-NO-HUMAS.