Sabeeby Guatama is being rather picky about his running mate, having chosen another candidate for the job. You might recognize this man from his blockbuster movie, Bruno Dora and the Seven Layers of the Earth. Yes, folks, you heard me right. Bruno Dora is thinking about entering politics. With the authorities banning him from ever acting in a film ever again (God knows why), he is looking for something to do.
"I am rich enough to retire," said Dora. "But I feel like old man. So I try to be Vice President."
Guatama had long ago eliminated Upton, Grande, Vick, and Stanely. He had assumed that his final three candidates were going to be the Mexican Marauder, Master Eye, and Dora. But now it seems he has two.
"I cannot afford to be Sabeeeby's running mate," said Master Eye. "I am stepping down. For one thing, I cannot make any public appearances. Another is that I will have to quit my position as head of the Illuminati, and, quite frankly, there are no suitable replacements. LeBron just isn't ready for that kind of job. Also, I love what I do. Why would I quit what I'm doing to become a _______ assistant? But I do appreciate Sabeeby's offer, and the Mexican Marauder and Bruno Dora are both extremely potent for the position."
This is what Master Eye had to say after announcing his stepping down via tape recording. He later added that he loved his name, which is given to the head of the Illuminati. He does not want to give up this title, as it is his "identity".
Well, now it's down to just Bruno Dora and the Mexican Marauder. We asked the latter why he thought he deserved the job.
"I want tacos!" he exclaimed. "You have tacos! Give me tacos!"
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"I am rich enough to retire," said Dora. "But I feel like old man. So I try to be Vice President."
Guatama had long ago eliminated Upton, Grande, Vick, and Stanely. He had assumed that his final three candidates were going to be the Mexican Marauder, Master Eye, and Dora. But now it seems he has two.
"I cannot afford to be Sabeeeby's running mate," said Master Eye. "I am stepping down. For one thing, I cannot make any public appearances. Another is that I will have to quit my position as head of the Illuminati, and, quite frankly, there are no suitable replacements. LeBron just isn't ready for that kind of job. Also, I love what I do. Why would I quit what I'm doing to become a _______ assistant? But I do appreciate Sabeeby's offer, and the Mexican Marauder and Bruno Dora are both extremely potent for the position."
This is what Master Eye had to say after announcing his stepping down via tape recording. He later added that he loved his name, which is given to the head of the Illuminati. He does not want to give up this title, as it is his "identity".
Well, now it's down to just Bruno Dora and the Mexican Marauder. We asked the latter why he thought he deserved the job.
"I want tacos!" he exclaimed. "You have tacos! Give me tacos!"
Opinons? Thoughts? Comment below!